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SLAC is currently working on exploration into a new dimension or universe that was recently discovered in 1984. We have dubbed the discovery under the name "Project God Particle".

October 17th 1989, we decided to perform several tests of teleportation to the dimension.

September 8th 1990, our teleportation test has been successful and we are now testing to see what types of objects can teleport to the dimension. It is mostly important to know what the specific height and size of an object we can teleport through.

January 2nd 1991, a year after our inital testing phases have helped us get to this point where we can now test teleportation to different species of animals.

March 10th 1991, today we will be undergoing heavy maintenance due to a massive blackout in the facility during a recent test in Project God Particle.

July 11th 1991, tomorrow is the day we'll be sending our first subject to the dimension. The subject must undergo multiple tests in order to take the position, the subject will also be agreeing to signing a document explaining that he or she will be working in a dangerous environment.



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